Rice of the Day

[06Speed6]

Definition of Rice, as taken from Urbandictionary.com:

Ricer
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.

Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.

OP's note: Mazdas are not on the list of possible ricer cars, but that does not mean they don't exist.

Post em up bitches!

[06Speed6]

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Funny-ricer_12750.htm

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Funny-ricer_12750.htm

Ricer vids ftw

[06Speed6]

[06Speed6]

Now for some local rice =)



A vtak nissan ftw

[06Speed6]

As seen at the local Whataburger, note the blue painters tape.



Another local

[06Speed6]

This is funny, I figured ide post it as well.

Although my dual exhause isnt rice =P

[06Speed6]

[06Speed6]

Burnout Contest in Texas - funny ending - Video

Burnout Contest in Texas - funny ending - Video

This is really good.

[fbpem1]

this one is false that 1 gold wheel is a lenso VPD drag wheel with what looks like 22'' inch slicks on an all motor honda. and the headlight obviously is out because the intake is there

I''m all for making fun of idiocy but its idiotic to make fun of a car when its in a track trim.

[06Speed6]

Originally Posted by fbpem1 this one is false that 1 gold wheel is a lenso VPD drag wheel with what looks like 22'' inch slicks on an all motor honda. and the headlight obviously is out because the intake is there I''m all for making fun of idiocy but its idiotic to make fun of a car when its in a track trim.

But if it is about to lose to a car in daily driver street trim, then its funny.

[ChrisK]

Originally Posted by fbpem1 this one is false that 1 gold wheel is a lenso VPD drag wheel with what looks like 22'' inch slicks on an all motor honda. and the headlight obviously is out because the intake is there I''m all for making fun of idiocy but its idiotic to make fun of a car when its in a track trim.

I agree, that car probably hurt a lot of feelings.

[aaronc7]

damn i used to have some good local ones I think i accidentally deleted them though, including a "Ferrari Del Sol"

[johnnyspeed6]

Here is a local one from Missouri City, tx ... gotta love the chrysler rice

[dukebrown]

AHAHAAHAHA Thanks. I just started my day off with a huge laugh and smile.

[ChrisK]

Originally Posted by aaronc7 damn i used to have some good local ones I think i accidentally deleted them though, including a "Ferrari Del Sol"

I've seen that, its pretty bad haha.

[802MS3]

I'm going to carry around a few copies of that Ricer violation ticket to give out when I see fit lol

[gsrtype1]

lol! great idea for a thread

[bova]

here is a camaro i saw, haha

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[whoosh@Realtune]

here is some Grade A RICE CAKE


I kid
I meant this


damn photobuckitz shitz
this!

[Eazy]

Spoiler on top of stock spoiler:


Falling apart:


Not even mounted straight:


Just retarded:


This image makes me sad.... this doushe bag claims to have a 400hp MS6 LOL


Duuuude, the ghost flames add like 50hp!!!


As if nobody knew what the hell it was (the decal was crooked too)


I couldn't tell if the fart can on the driver side was functional or not, but it was just hanging there ready to fall off:

[06Speed6]

lol thats not even a ms6!

[06Speed6]

Originally Posted by whoosh here is some Grade A RICE CAKE I kid I meant this damn photobuckitz shitz this!

Ron we all know this is really your car, its ok though because someone has to make us laugh.

[DISITRB]

it takes real talent to f***-up like this. Plus out of the money he spent on this car he could at least buy some lowering springs.

[whoosh@Realtune]

Originally Posted by 06Speed6 Ron we all know this is really your car, its ok though because someone has to make us laugh.

yo homes, don't front on my clear poly hood and shitz that bitch is fo all showz and no goez

[06Speed6]

We all figured that when you put "Sho Um" on the hood

[speedtown]

Vermont Rice

[Buildabong]

......... speed3.... 2.3 turbo? hum... joe you're on the rice side

[ChrisK]

[phillyb]

this thread is fantastic. thanks.
makes me wish i took pics of an ms3 i saw on saturday

[jdmjerry]

Originally Posted by fbpem1 this one is false that 1 gold wheel is a lenso VPD drag wheel with what looks like 22'' inch slicks on an all motor honda. and the headlight obviously is out because the intake is there I''m all for making fun of idiocy but its idiotic to make fun of a car when its in a track trim.

yeah this one is really dumb... good chance its rockin a k series or something potent and is all kinds of sleeper, everything else is rice...

[jdmjerry]

Originally Posted by Buildabong ......... speed3.... 2.3 turbo? hum... joe you're on the rice side

wow reallllllllllllllllllll dumb
2.3l sticker ftl
painted top mount looks terrible ftl as well

[802MS3]

epic thread

[bova]

haha zip ties are holding down the shroud on the topmount

[asiandude74]

YouTube - ricer at it's best

YouTube - ricer at it's best

LOL S class for shit class lolololol

[wakeboarddude]

Why would you spend money on this kinda shit!

[babcockxmx]

^ is that peruspeeds car?

[Renzokuken]

[phillyb]

lol at the red mazda.
lol at peruspeed

[fbpem1]

Originally Posted by jdmjerry yeah this one is really dumb... good chance its rockin a k series or something potent and is all kinds of sleeper, everything else is rice...

if he had a K the drivers side headlight would be taken out.....


even still a car on slicks shouldn't be called rice....

[Eazy]

Originally Posted by fbpem1 even still a car on slicks shouldn't be called rice....

Unless the car can't even spin the stock tires in the first place.