#1 Most Expensive Car Mod
 

... My damn wife. About to buy my PU and she all of a sudden wants to quit her job. FML:AR15firing::AR15firing::AR15firing:

LOL

Pretty funny for a brownie.

Sorry for the troubles...

And, for finding amusement in your disdain.

You must have installed the wife mod wrong. Maybe it was defective from the factory? Does it make any unusual noises or anything? Anyway, there's a lot of guys on here with experience doing the wife delete who can help you reverse your mod. Good luck!

Well actually, you fucked up by getting a WIFE mod first.

Dont worry sweetie pie, we will be here once she finds a job :05:

This is a great thread.

So many motherfuckers on this forum who can relate.

Shit does it ever make a bunch of noise. Does it work like an EGR Delete? Even the block off plate for her Intake would help.

The more annoying part is student loan payments equal to our mortgage payment (combined). I just wish should would find a job that can pay as much out as her debt. Wishful thinking as women = always complain about their job.

He just got the order wrong, everybody knows you can't get wife mod before racecar mod, it's like putting on a DP and Stage 2 tune without FP internals, but with worse consequences.

Bros b4 Hos

Wife mod should allow you to block off her intake at least once or twice a week, in case that's not happening give her an "exhaust plug mod" while she's asleep and all should be well.

Stick it in her pooper.








That's the best advice I can give to anyone that has a wife.

Even as a brownie, this made me LOL. Been lurking enough to see that come up a few times.

Hmm, is the Wifemod still under warranty? I would stock out and demand an exchange.

Smh...or you just find the wife that is into cars just as much as you are.

Props to @TheDeebs, @MissVitesse6 and myself :P

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Fixed

My girl keeps wondering when im going to ask "the question" , well its when im finished ordering all the expensive shit on my car. Exhaust and turbo which are pretty much it, so my days are numbered.

Oh...I see what you there..

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A girl should never ask that. Smh watch out lol

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Were not like the traditional couple and we've been together a looooong time kinda high school sweethearts but im a year older. She knows its coming, as long as its with her she doesnt care.

why no racecar? bc girlfriend/wife:ugh:

http://becauseracecar.org/wp-content.../NORACECAR.jpg

fuck that noise, my wife asked my to marry her..

and i got my ms3 after 10 years of marriage. and i don't work. well, at least get paid.. i stay home with the kids, the wife makes the monies. tell your wife you want to quit.. see if that changes her mind..

tell her you're stressed by the agressive emotional environment at work...

Lol agreed with @sassyspeed3

we are not a dime a dozen though. not many wife mods out there like us ;)

wrong car but still funny

http://www.mazdaspeedforums.org/foru...1&d=1351036964

She is a car girl. We're originally from Michigan, grew up in auto-worker families, and she used to sell Resto Corvette parts.

The problem is she doesn't want to work enough to cover her bills and she doesn't want to be a house wife either... like money just rains from the skies. I think it's just the area we're in for my job that has her all pissy.

Fuck that shit, me and my women have been happily together for 7 years. She pays her shit, I pay mine. If either one has extra monies, spend it on whatever ya want.

If the broad expects a free ride, show her the front door.

Fuck that noise. If she wants to quit it's time to be holly homemaker, otherwise better get those dollars up to pay off the degree she apparently doesn't want to use.

my girlfiancewife person baught my genpu for me...

only drawback is i have to wait until warranty expires until i go any further with mods
dont have $ right now anyway so it works out

GL 2 you though :cool:

Boost over bitches?

Glad my wife is into cars to, but she is grew up around American muscle cars. But she loves the pu way better then the jetta that I have to.

Your wife could always go on forbearance on her student loans till she decides that she does not want to be lazy

Wheels before heels

Do what I do. Make all the money.

CUNT = Cant Understand Normal Thinking

Get the car and remind her how hungry she will be without a job.

Got a divorce and immediately bought last of new Speed6's on lot. Been much happier ever since.

Did you get her from ptp? If so expect no help. I'm gonna order my next wife from eric@edgeautosport so I get true quality and she won't drain my pockets....plus if it doesn't work out returns and exchanges are no hassle!

This is true. MS3 purchased 11-21-11
Wife purchased 11-23-11. Priorities motherfucker!


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put her in check or get a chain that reaches kitchen,laundry room,bedroom and see if that works haha

I blame John from PTP anyway.

Fixed, and agreed. You guys (gals, sorry) are rare and appreciated.

Haha sometimes I type faster then my phone can keep up with.

I held out "until the tax penalty went away". It did and 1 year later I was married. Damn government.

Why is divorce so expensive?


Because it's worth it!

I traded in wife #1 , who refused to work (among other things), and now have wife #2 who makes as much as me and strives to make more and save more. Since then, I have built an engine for the old Buick, and bought my first NEW car since I was single (the first time).

Times like these remind me how lucky I am. When I lose to someone in a drag race or the autox my wife generally asks what I need to beat them haha. So pretty sure tires/wheels/coilovers/stage 2 coming next year. She genuinely wants me to be happy and understands my obsession with cars and speed/competition....seems all to rare any more. I don't knock her when she is interested in something and as a result she does the same and we both prosper!

This right here is how my wife is as well. I wasn't supposed to be getting a new car until Jan/Feb, but we found the right one and she was all about it. Knew it would make me happy and we worked out the financial stuff together.

I feel bad for anyone who marries someone who sucks.... Wait, no I don't. IDGAF

Use a phone book and take care of business

I had a stage 2, 160lbs weight reduction mod done to my car 4 years ago (also known as a divorce).

That was a lot more expensive than getting married, but worth every fucking penny.
You can't put a price on getting your balls back.

Now I'm getting married in January and the new wife loves the car as much as I do.
Am I the only one who thinks that online dating sites should have a section where you have to say if you can drive a manual transmission or not?
For me ... that's a deal breaker.

I've noticed none of the ladies thanked my "stick it in her pooper" post. Maybe I should take that hint and rethink my views on women and relationships...






Eh, fuck it.


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She does the same thing. The problem is I like to live comfortably so I don't want to make the purchase if I feel like the budget will be tight.

I might just say fuck it and buy it anyway and tell her to deal. I have a few weeks to wait anyway. The dealer I'm going to is a long drive away so I'm probably going to go when I have time off @ Thanksgiving.

We don't live very far below our means. I have uhhhhh....champagne taste and a beer budget, but I can way that we're happy and that's all that matters to me. If a job falls out or whatever, I may not be as prepared as some, but I'll just deal with that if it happens.

Doesn't matter. The moment you switch it up, they change their minds and you become a pervert.

have you been regularly maintaining your wife mod ? lubing her up good. i keep mine in tip top shape and she's been working fine since day 1.

hahaha that was funny

Well, find another job comparable on her off time or don't quit. This is grown up shit 101.

How much costly your ride is? I have done a short research on most expensive cars of the world. With my research the most expensive car of the world of 8 Million Dollars named: Maybach Exelero. What do you have to say about this?

Learn not to necro threads that are over 4 years old for no reason.

That's what I have to say about it.

I'm glad he brought this back from the dead. I missed it originally some how, but this made me laugh my ass off

Hmmm, weight reduction because racecar.... Doesn't work for me because my wife won't ride with me