Everything gives bitches UTI's/fucking yeast infections. I wonder what whores did in the 1600's; nothing like a hairy, rotten puss.

Nope. Mine's not straight.

I thought asians didn't get pubes? I mean, you guys shave your faces like once a year right?

I wouldn't know the first thing about shaving a snatch, nor do I care. As long as its done before I dive in, I'm gold. Hell it can even be slightly neglected and it's cool. But as gay as this sounds I know my way around a set of balls WHEN IT COMES TO SHAVING (is it too late to say no homo or have I gone too far? I'm not gay my boyfriend is!!!). I have been doing it long enough and when you lose enough blood you tend to learn from those mistakes. If we start a genpu man grooming sticky I want to be one of the founders. I have established my credibility with cologne, shaving, and come on look at that tux in the profile pic!!! Epic

Dont change the subject! and if you do dont go back to something that has already been discussed and closed!

again, subject matter closed... we are talking about straight or curly pubes...

i thought they didnt have to shave cuz there women didnt shave their face either...

i guess it would make sense for asians to have straight pubes considering the rest of the hair on their bodies are straight and un curly... i think the curly pubes n hair is a europian thing (someone correct me if im wrong)

i wouldnt go as far to say the tux is epic... but i'll nominate you for a founder!

+1 for @GODspeed7 to be part of genpu man grooming sticky founder!

^ I'll call your tux and raise you knowing how to tie a full windsor and a real bow tie. Every man should know the differences in the various neck tie knots, and their respective purposes & shirt collars/ties they're designed for.

oooo more shit to add to man grooming sticky...

i know how to tie double windsor and a real bow tie buuuttt those are the only two neck tie knots i know how to tie, so it would most definately nice to know how to tie others and what not

With you on that, be nice to have a variety of a choices for knots.

I vote for THE OFFICIAL REAL MEN OF MSF THREAD

Got my vote.

Ironically enough, I was teaching a buddy of mine about different knots and found a damn good youtube video explaining them. I'll have to try to find it again.

Thank you msf.org... This was the funniest thread in a while..

it has to be "THE OFFICIAL GENPU MEN OF MSF THREAD" especially if its going to be stickied to the genpu section, they cant be classified as real men, gets their ego going and we dont want that

How the fuck did this thread become a sticky???? I do not care how funny it is, this thread should never have become a sticky..... Jesus, the op is the type of person who's making me hate answering questions on this forum...... It seems it has become a breeding ground for the stupid and ignorant....

mmm...I want none of my words involved with the GenPu guys.

We should def have The Real Men of MSF in the Off Topic section. With all our Man shit posted in there. The Op should have a Table Of Contents with the topic and a permallink to the post where it can be found. If MSF is of real men...this should be a long thread.

Oh shit this actually became a sticky?? smhlol. I was just going back to it from my recent participated threads.

indeed good sir... indeed!

Methinks Godspeed's comment about knowing his way around a set of balls instantly qualifies him as metrofag. Regardless of grooming skills.

OP - hopefully you've received enough information/input.

LOL hey know it was a joke. Be easy. Definitely not metro. Harley riding, railroad working (mazda driving?!?!) BADASS! Just happen to know how to groom my face and balls thats all... Got to keep the wife happy you know?

Naperville eh? UP?

Its okay if you secretly like men, no one is judging you. except God, because he hates fegs. I don't know why I siad that, I don't even believe in God.

God hates fags there for god hates all of you!!! Even closet homos!!!

What does UP mean? but yes i am from Naperville, IL.

I was in tl;dr mode. @rodrigo taught me

because genpu

:chairshot:

Really? What does UP mean? You work for the damn railroads and you don't know what UP means? :shakeshead:

Well FFS I didn't know we were going back to railroad talk. Yes I know what Union Pacific is. I just delivered a freight train to their proviso yard yesterday. UP can stand for upper peninsula which is for our Michigan friends too. LOL! But no I work for CP, Canadian Pacific Railway.

Ahh. Nice! Conductor?

:lol: "have a seat"

No i am the engineer. the "driver"

Sweet, so you've been in the business a number of years then. I assumed you were fairly young, hence the conducter guess.

its like the good saying goes

"sometimes you have to shave the bush to make the tree look bigger"

Yeah I hired out back in August of 2005, 2 weeks after my 18th birthday. I started as a conductor and a year after I started I applied and was promoted to engineer. I got lucky considering my age and the pay. I have had a pretty good lifestyle. Yeah ran my first freight train by myself at the age of 19. Weird right?

back to balls...

cornstarch-based baby powder ftmfw. works so much better than talc based baby powder or gold bond. gives you that velvety feeling scrote.

Damn and as an electrician I thought I had a man's job... You make me sound like a pussy

pretty awesome actually

Another grooming tip

this was a great luagh ty for reopening it me driving a ms3 as my first stick i can say even in automatic i used my e brake never full trust autos at all.

Yes a great thread indeed. One of my personal favorites.