Is it bad pushing the e-brake button when engaging?

[GODspeed7]

Originally Posted by Raider Is it bad if I know you like blue Listerine Zero?

Ok either you deserve a MAJOR ass beating AND my wife has some serious explaining to do, or there is some inside joke on this forum that I am unaware of. Either way this shit just got VERY weird. See exhibit A....

[Raider]

I like your tat on your right arm, too....

Neutragena user?

[Cataphract_40]

This thread started out fail. Then it got better. Then it got a little slow. Then someone brought up Trogdor and it got better again. Then it got AWESOME

[trf5000]

This fucking guy is keeping my company in business (work for the makers of listerine and Neutrogena)

[Raider]

@GODspeed7 didn't read the User Agreement when he signed up. Missed the camera in his phone becomes msf property. Better than the cuttlefish end of a CentiPad.

[GODspeed7]

Originally Posted by Raider I like your tat on your right arm, too.... Neutragena user?

Well played sir. Touche. The neautragena is shaving lotion since I have sensetive skin. But since I can't say that any more manly I will just bow out and say until next time raider. Until next time....

[MSFer87]

Fucking @Raider you never seem to disappoint how you enter the matrix and pull out the craziest shit.

[Raider]

I must say, @GODspeed7 posted a pic with a sign of hs listerine, and some nimrods post fs shit without them, repeatedly! Bravo....

[HARPER306]

late to the party

[Cataphract_40]

Originally Posted by GODspeed7 until next time raider. Until next time....

Next time, Gadget! - YouTube

Next time, Gadget! - YouTube

[Domino81]

I love the cartoon references.

[GODspeed7]

Originally Posted by Raider I must say, @GODspeed7 posted a pic with a sign of hs listerine, and some nimrods post fs shit without them, repeatedly! Bravo....

Hahaha well what can I say, I haz the reading mod and a wise person once corrected me when I tried to sell my paintball shit without a sign. Hopefully since I posted a useless sign of mouthwash and gave you credit when credit is due, you will be more forgiving the next time I fuck up on here. We will use code word "fresh breath" as a reminder to our deal. If you accept the terms that is...

[GODspeed7]

Originally Posted by trf5000 This fucking guy is keeping my company in business (work for the makers of listerine and Neutrogena)

I am a huge fan of your products sir. Since I am a locomotive engineer, you all keep me in business when you buy....anything. Glad someone caught the inspector gadget reference. So when can we get back on topic of the OP cramming his own genpu ebrake handle up his ass cause the sound scares him?

[pingaboo]

i can now tell a thread being rip to pieces by the subject and number of replies. i think i belong here.

[pingaboo]

note to OP, you might think you won't come back, sooner or later you'll have question about your car and you'll be back here looking for answers. when i first got my car and had a question, google took me here, saw the resources at this place, immediately registered and donated. then asked a question and all hell broke loose. thought about never coming back but realize the knowledge here out weights my personal pride. just don't take it personally.

[IPuOnU]

Ugh, and I get shoed in with this faggot.

[Chimmike]

@GODspeed7

son, I haz sensitive skin too. <----dis nigga don't shave with no lotion or gel. Here's the trick: Schick hydro 5 blade, shave in the shower with hot water. No soap, no shaving gel. Works like a mofuggin charm.

Used to use the fusion 5, but that fucker's harsh compared to the hydro.

[Sid3wayS]

^^^ pussies I shave with a butcher knife... Man the fuck up

[Raider]

I shave with the sharpened thigh bone leftover from my stint with the corpse of @jonspeed3's mom. Fuck razors, female thigh bone can be sharpened to surgical specs.

[Chimmike]

Originally Posted by Sid3wayS ^^^ pussies I shave with a butcher knife... Man the fuck up

Video or ban.

Srsly. Take vid of shaving with butche knife, or we'll ban joo.

PUT UP BEEYOTCH!

@Raider Same goes for you, vid of shaving with thigh bone!

[Raider]

I cannot have video proof that I indeed dug up his mom. Grave robbing is illegal. Just trust me on this.

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by pingaboo note to OP, you might think you won't come back, sooner or later you'll have question about your car and you'll be back here looking for answers. when i first got my car and had a question, google took me here, saw the resources at this place, immediately registered and donated. then asked a question and all hell broke loose. thought about never coming back but realize the knowledge here out weights my personal pride. just don't take it personally.

Good shit bro... well stated, and as we all know 100% true for everyon was there at some point or another.

Originally Posted by Raider I shave with the sharpened thigh bone leftover from my stint with the corpse of @jonspeed3's mom. Fuck razors, female thigh bone can be sharpened to surgical specs.

I am all for it good sir!

[lovehumpin]

why R yew GAIS zo MEAN!? Have some compassion for the OP and answer his question respectfully. HES A PERSON TOO!

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by lovehumpin why R yew GAIS zo MEAN!? Have some compassion for the OP and answer his question respectfully. HES A PERSON TOO!

you with your



can go get in your



and

[lovehumpin]

BAH HAHAHHAHA.....epic. How long that'd take?

[Domino81]

Originally Posted by chimmike @GODspeed7 son, I haz sensitive skin too. <----dis nigga don't shave with no lotion or gel. Here's the trick: Schick hydro 5 blade, shave in the shower with hot water. No soap, no shaving gel. Works like a mofuggin charm. Used to use the fusion 5, but that fucker's harsh compared to the hydro.

That shit would carve up my face. I can't shave 2 days in a row because I'll break out. Best shave I've found (and you should give it a try, I was surprised as hell) is a cheapy, plastic 3-blade disposable bic. I own a Mach 3 turbo. They were OK, but I swear to christ, that Bic is amazing. Oh, and Barbasol. Yeah, buddy.

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by Domino81 That shit would carve up my face. I can't shave 2 days in a row because I'll break out. Best shave I've found (and you should give it a try, I was surprised as hell) is a cheapy, plastic 3-blade disposable bic. I own a Mach 3 turbo. They were OK, but I swear to christ, that Bic is amazing. Oh, and Barbasol. Yeah, buddy.

barbasol and bic razors FTMFW!!!!

[lovehumpin]

Originally Posted by ROKUSEK 7CM barbasol and bic razors FTMFW!!!!

my set up too. The 12 pack, 2 bladed razors are outstanding. cheap as fuck too.

[Chimmike]

@Domino81

I know. I can't straight shave every day or my skin hates me. I alternate, electric-straight-electric.

ANOTHER key: electric shave BEFORE you straight shave. That gets most of the painful stubble out of the way, prevents a good bit of irritation. But I'm fuckin serious about the schick hydro 5 blade. MUCH more soothing than the fusion. And I switch blades every week. If that shit ain't diamond-sharp, my skin gets fucked.

I have been using gilette fusion cooling lotion after the shave though. Or Nivea (the cooling shit in the glass jar made in germany)

[Sid3wayS]

Alright im full of shyt I actually havnt shaved in like 2 months, im tryn to get an epic beard like @silvapain. But honestly thou have you guys considered an electric trimmer like barbers use?

[lovehumpin]

[GODspeed7]

I have tried every razor I can think of and it still tears me up if I shave more then 3 times a week. Every razor and shaving gel, cream, lotion, oil you can think of too. Oh well, makes putting on cologne a real fucking treat and great for waking up. BTW we totally thread jacked the OP. if he wasn't such a cry baby I would feel bad. But oh well...

[Chimmike]

the cologne is what's fucking your skin up man. Put cologne on the back of your neck, not teh front.

[Domino81]

I have a really nice beard and mustache trimmer. I can't use an electric. I have a pretty thick beard, so anytime I've ever used one it'll take me FOREVER to shave. I usually have to go over the same area 2 or 3 times before I've gotten it all. I don't have the patience.

[tweak120]

Originally Posted by chimmike I would have left this open for the continued genPOO comedy. I nominate this for the first official dumb thread of 2012

I second this motion!!

[Chimmike]

pshh, I have to go over teh same spots multiple times with straight razor, lol.

[Domino81]

@chimmike You're doing it wrong.

[kritz]

Shave dry with an old single edge razor FTW.

[bigriver]

I've found that the simple Schick double edged disposable razor works best for me.

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by chimmike I would have left this open for the continued genPOO comedy. I nominate this for the first official dumb thread of 2012

im going with @tweak120 i third the motion