Is it bad pushing the e-brake button when engaging?

[GODspeed7]

Originally Posted by chimmike the cologne is what's fucking your skin up man. Put cologne on the back of your neck, not teh front.

No man the damage is already done before the cologne is put on. And besides everyone knows that you apply cologne to pulse points on the body because it makes a little go a long way because it radiates. Front of the neck over the arteries, on the wrists, and on the chest over the heart.

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by GODspeed7 No man the damage is already done before the cologne is put on. And besides everyone knows that you apply cologne to pulse points on the body because it makes a little go a long way because it radiates. Front of the neck over the arteries, on the wrists, and on the chest over the heart.

i see you know your shit...



HEY HE KNOWS HIS SHIT!!!

[lovehumpin]

Originally Posted by GODspeed7 No man the damage is already done before the cologne is put on. And besides everyone knows that you apply cologne to pulse points on the body because it makes a little go a long way because it radiates. Front of the neck over the arteries, on the wrists, and on the chest over the heart.

This man is on top of his cologne game. Do oyu rise face off with hot water before you shave? it seems to work for me. Here are some handy tips I found! Please make note of Warm-water prep.

Shaving Methods

Wet Shaving

Wet shaving as described below refers to shaving done with a disposable razor or a safety razor. These rules also apply if you happen to be using a straight razor, but there are additional specifics to consider regarding straight razors (click here to read about straight razors).

Throughout the wet shaving section, you'll find exceptions and tips noted for men who suffer from razor bumps and ingrown hairs. There is an additional section devoted to this topic as an addendum to the wet shaving section. If you suffer from razor bumps or ingrown hairs, be sure to read both sections, as the combination of proper wet shaving technique plus the use of special sensitive skin products and tips will often clear up the problem.

Keep in mind that much of the advice for wet shaving does not apply to those using electric shavers; see the section on electric shavers for specific advice on that topic.

Before you shave: waking up the skin
When you first wake up in the morning, your skin tends to be puffy and swollen. If you shave in the mornings, wait until at least 20 minutes after you have woken up before you begin your shave to let the puffiness go down. When your skin has reached its normal tautness, the hairs will be closer to the surface and easier to shave.

Pre-shave cleansing
Some skin care experts recommend cleansing your face with a facial soap before shaving to help remove dead skin and excess dirt and oil, thus freeing up any ingrown hairs and preventing the clogging of your razor. If you do cleanse your face before shaving, don't wash with ordinary soap, as it will dry your skin. Use warm water and a facial soap or cleansing scrub designed for men's skin.

If you have problems with ingrown hairs or razor bumps, and you may wish to use a pre-shave cleansing product specifically designed to prevent those problems (see the section on "Sensitive Skin" for more tips on avoiding razor bumps and ingrown hairs).

Warm water prep
Even if you choose to skip the pre-shave wash, be sure to use warm water to thoroughly wet your face before applying your shaving cream or gel. Massaging your face with warm water makes the skin more pliable and opens the pores, plus it helps soften your whiskers. Soft, wet whiskers tend to be easier to shave.

You can easily accomplish this task by showering before you shave. Avoid using extremely hot water, as it might dry out your skin.

Applying a warm, wet towel or washcloth to your face for a few minutes can also help soften your hair and open your pores. For men with very coarse whiskers, you may want to apply the hot towel a few times in succession to really loosen things up.

If you're really intrigued, check out Hudson's Guide: All About Shaving

[adlpb]

Looks like we have a new sticky in the genpu section

[bigriver]

Subbed for shaving tips.

[wankular]

I don't shave my face anymore.

But the technique I use when doing my balls is to stretch the scrotum between my thumb and index finger to smooth out the wrinkles. And I use a Mach 3. And then vitamin E oil after the shower. I'll post pics if someone makes this NSFW.

[mzr0818]

I dip my balls in warm water befor shaving them. Then pull the skin tight for best results.

[RhoadBlock]

I like it when guys know their shit about little shit like this. Reminds me that there are some men left to help maintain some dignity in this faggy Twilight/Jersey Shore generation. And I'm only 23. I hate my generation.

This is probably the most informative GenPu thread ever created, no?

[Raider]

I just dry shave my balls using a disposable razor, then wrap the sack in a towel to absorb the 1/2 gallon of blood. soak in water...whatever.

[bigriver]

Re-subbed for ball shaving tips.

Never tried it. Does it itch when theres stubbles? I wear boxer briefs.

[Chimmike]

nowhere for the ballsweat to go, probably gotta use baby powder or something to decrease friction.

[adlpb]

Summary of topics this thread in a specific order:

e-brake
Trogodor the dragon
Someone thinking his wife was in an avatar
Race to change avatar to said wife
Listerine Zero
"come at me bro" references
Tips on shaving
Tips on shaving balls

[wankular]

The sweat just collects at your taint and no the stubble doesn't make balls itch any more than they normally do.

[lovehumpin]

Originally Posted by chimmike nowhere for the ballsweat to go, probably gotta use baby powder or something to decrease friction.

Gold Bond FTMFW

[Domino81]

Baby powder ftw. I also just switch from boxers to boxer briefs. That helps, too.

[bigriver]

Thanks guys! Best forum ever! Almost done with my mods and learned how to shave my balls.

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by adlpb Summary of topics this thread in a specific order: e-brake Trogodor "The Burninator" Someone thinking his wife was in an avatar Race to change avatar to said wife Listerine Zero "come at me bro" references Tips on shaving Tips on shaving balls

Fixed

Originally Posted by bigriver Thanks guys! Best forum ever! Almost done with my mods and learned how to shave my balls.

First, trim with clippers that have a guard on them, preferably not the same clippers you would use anywhere else on your body.

Tip: shaving balls is simple yet complicated... must be cautious to not cut the sack... IT SUCKS specially on hot days and the sweat runs in the cut

Second: Be sure to take your time and go slow, spread the sack as if your showing someone your batwings, helps get the hard spots, i also only do this in the shower. (cleans up real easy and it makes it an ease to get the batwing going)

dont trim to close to the thigh and if you do, dont go down to far, it looks a little funny, normally i only "Shave" the sack and the shaft down the crack as far as i feel comfortable (this changes from time to time) The rest is normally just trimmed real low, using the same clippers as before.

Last edging: i have found that girls like this... A FUCK TON, so if you have to buy new clippers get some that are good at cutting close without cutting you... bit must have

as far as the Undies go:

i wear under armour boxer briefs in the winter (helps keep the boys warm and prevents the sweaty balls problem by pushing the sweat out)

And usually plain white boxer shorts in the summer, the under armour causes to much sweat ( we need good air circulation when its hot outside to limit the amount of sweaty balls/crack we have), The white boxer shorts are cheap as fuck so if they get nasty you can trash em and buy more (i usually only wear them 3-4 times before i trash)

comments/opinions?


EDIT: i never use powder, in case i meet a chick and want to fuck, that gives them yeast infections and the women tend to not come back for seconds or thirds after something like that. I know this from personal experience

[Domino81]

Originally Posted by bigriver Re-subbed for ball shaving tips. Never tried it. Does it itch when theres stubbles? I wear boxer briefs.

Only if I go down to bare skin. I use my trimmer to take it down to about a quarter of an inch. I have to pull my sack and my dick in such a way to avoid cuttin' em with the trimmer. It's a touchy process, but can be done easily with technique.

[Chimmike]

dude srsly. new subject: shaving yer woman's snatch: how-to

[Domino81]

Lawnmower.





Next?

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by chimmike dude srsly. new subject: shaving yer woman's snatch: how-to

damn, never had that opportunity they all get waxed...

*thinks to self: wish i had girl who let me shave her snatch*

[Chimmike]

Originally Posted by Domino81 Lawnmower. Next?

Sounds like a pesonal problem

[adlpb]

Originally Posted by ROKUSEK 7CM damn, never had that opportunity they all get waxed... *thinks to self: wish i had girl who let me shave her snatch*

I just did last weekend. Not too complicated if you asked me. Used my electric razor and then a 2nd hand with the razor they use to shave their legs. But I'd say waxing yields better results.

[wankular]

I have to do mine at the sink. I can barely see my wang with my glasses on, let alone blind in the shower. I've cut my junk worse with clippers than with the razor. Those teeth....

haha batwings.

EDIT: whoops, didn't know we started talking about females. What are those?

[adlpb]

This thread has ADD

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by adlpb But I'd say waxing yields better results.

i concur, still wouldnt mind shavin the snatch... so i can be like...

"i trimmed/shaved that cunt you better let me have some of her!"

[BobbleHead]

hey I can't turn my ebrake off. I keep pushing down on it and nothing happened. Will that button on the end of it help at all?


lolz

[adlpb]

Originally Posted by black07spd hey I can't turn my ebrake off. I keep pushing down on it and nothing happened. Will that button on the end of it help at all? lolz

You're late for the party. We're talking about shaving balls and vaginas.

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by black07spd hey I can't turn my ebrake off. I keep pushing down on it and nothing happened. Will that button on the end of it help at all? lolz

thats your boost button brah!

[Chimmike]

Originally Posted by wankular I have to do mine at the sink. I can barely see my wang with my glasses on, let alone blind in the shower. I've cut my junk worse with clippers than with the razor. Those teeth.... haha batwings. EDIT: whoops, didn't know we started talking about females. What are those?

LMFAO @ blind @wankular trying to shave his junk

[Rokusek]

[mikesms3]

shavin snatch is tricky also they get them random hairs just on the inside of the lips so you have to pull them open and shave gently down the lip.... kinda like your nut sack but its on a differant person so you have to be more cautious...... pretty much leads into messing around in the shower..... maybe even choking a little when your trying to eat that shit and the water runs down her back into your mouth...... i was coughing so hard my eyes started watering....

[ASHMS3]

I fucking love this forum.

[dooderek]

hey dustin brought it up to my attention. for all the non asians here, are your pubes curly? my pubic hair is straight like troll doll hair, im under the impression everyone is the same way?

[Oliverms3]

wow!... just read the whole 4 pages. man!

1. OP you're such a dumb ass!
2. Now I know how to shave my balls correctly
3. This is why I laugh at work, then my boss tells me to shut up.. lol

[UnknownSuperhero]

This is how I work teh balz. Just pinch, pull and away you go.

[bigriver]

Good thing this is not in the NSFW section.

[Rokusek]

Originally Posted by Derigo hey dustin brought it up to my attention. for all the non asians here, are your pubes curly? my pubic hair is straight like troll doll hair, im under the impression everyone is the same way?

My pupes are super curly, makes it difficult to trimm properly sometimes...

[silvapain]

Originally Posted by Sid3wayS Alright im full of shyt I actually havnt shaved in like 2 months, im tryn to get an epic beard like @silvapain. But honestly thou have you guys considered an electric trimmer like barbers use?

Why the fuck did you have to bring me into this thread? My head is spinning trying to figure out what the fuck is going on in here. I'm more confused than when I was 8 years old and I walked in on my uncle wearing high heels, a bra, and panties and singing 'you make me feel like a woman' to himself in front of a mirror.

[mikesms3]

how'd we get back on shavin balls?????

i thought we were talking about SNATCH