Kritz needs your help
 

@kritz has a serious problem here. His car was at Pablo's getting work done and late last night I get this pic.

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p...s/kritzspu.jpg

He was on his way home when he lost all power. He thinks it's the VVT/timing chain. I think it's something more severe.

I think working on Mike's Full of Fail car, left Steve vulnerable to fail on his car. Maybe it was the "custom" ECU mount, maybe it was the transfusion pic that I posted (the pu giving some vacuum head to Mike's car). Either way his car is on a flatbed going to Pablo.

Now, other than being old, follicularly challenged and a Pu driver, Steve is a pretty proud guy. He wont start a donation thread for himself.

He is kinda broke and he needs money. Not for a new wiring harness, like phillyb. Not for a new car like Jeremy, not even for a new motor like super.

No, this is much more serious, I'm starting a donation thread for him so that he can buy himself a GenWon and get out of his fail riddled pu. I'm thinking he'll need about $15k (give or take). I've already emptied my Paypal account, so he's $.32 cents richer this morning.

So fellas, he's $14,999.68 short. Come'on dig deep, you can do it. Let's get him out of the retarded brother and into a gen1. He's always there for you guys, whether wrenching with you, or just increasing the average age of a Nator meet, Steve's always helping you all.

EDIT, as dizzy pointed out, I forgot the paypal email. Imfulloffailandwantagen1@paypal.com

It would help to include a paypal email as well.

Genwon FTW!

i spoke with him this morning, told him to check rod lengths

steve is an awesome dude, always willing to lend a hand and opens his home for all the Nator NY/NJ guys...except for sal

im probably going to take a ride over to his house today to see if i notice anything out of place

his car probably decided to kill itself after seeing my car and what a real car should be. it realized that it could never attain such greatness and decided to cut its losses

I'll donate my beard hair for a toupée.

Wtf? Subbed to see what happened. More info @kritz.

Pu Pu Platter! It is on the flatbed after a $260 payment FML and off to NJ for some of Pablo's Voodoo,Thanks Steve for the thread hope it is not a major fail and BTW it is some of your best literary work and I will be contacting the Pulitzer prize committee and submit the op. @silvapain just make sure it's a beard hair and not a pube. I think I have been near to many GenWons and my Pu smelled all the meth and BT scent on me and decided that I needed to pay more attention to her,bitch! Thanks for the kind word boys! Keep you posted just want it up and ready for the 1320' in April @EECNM.

At least my car is finally faster than yours now.

Steve, join the darkside.

Used 2009 Mazda Mazdaspeed3 AUTO For Sale | East Brunswick NJ

http://www.mazdaspeedforums.org/foru...pulley-108040/

ahem

I hope I'm wrong but seems suspicious.

Replace your washers people!

Wow Steve. Looking very photogenic there. Good luck and hopefully its nothing to serious.

shit another one got hit, hope this is and easy fix

If that's the case then your car shoulda just offed itself after losing to my CTS-V. :P

Nope, I'm pretty sure the flatbed with Steve's Pu on it would still take you from a dig.

Curse of the black PU. It's legendary.

And East Brunswick Mazda is seriously out to lunch with that price.... unless that thing already comes with a BT, which is highly doubtful.

EDIT: AND its a Sport too.... WTF!

I was waiting for this, we will know more on Monday. Maybe after the intake valve cleaning I was making 400whp,lol And before I go gen one I think I would go Speed6 ftw.

In before out of gas.

Hey I'm old but don't have the Alzheimer's disease yet.

it didnt lose i just hit fuel cut. i was winning until then

In before Alzheimer's causing to forget to lift hand brake.

You must subscribe to the Charlie Sheen definition of "winning". You are clearly in denial.

I reject that assertion.

What,who am I and what do I drive, and who are you? lol

Looks like the poison from that loss I inflicted on his car finally claimed its life.

@kritz , how about you trade in the pu for a fast car instead of a gen1 :D

donated.

awaiting text from @Darksun280 to join his minions from the dark side, I will not go. Mustang before EVO. Maybe a miater with a LS-9 power plant.

Wow this sucks. Steve is a seriously good guy and in general not fail prone. He has helped so many guys on this forum. Keep us updated and let me know if there is anyway I can help (I will be donating what I can later).

Who the fuck ties a car to a flat-bed around the fucking wheels?

in4newwheelsduetoscratches

so as it turns out that is not even a real paypal address. got me.

Payment Type: Payment Sent
Email: Imfulloffailandwantagen1@paypal.com
Status: Unclaimed

i am way too nice for this cruel world.

ROFLMAO!!! The good thing is, now you haz monies for an extra case of beer!

i thought germans were smart.......

Has anyone else noticed the pattern?


http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k2...0189edited.jpg


http://www.mazdaspeedforums.org/foru...uphail-088.jpg

FFC must stand for Fucking Fail Car!

maybe i've lived in the US for too long already.

http://speedforums.org/images/smilies/trollface.png

DMV told me "Fast Fucking Car" since it was going on an evo.

Mazdas obviously get the "Forever Fail Car" version

Please stand by for your Gullible award, should be in your mailbox shortly.

In before Stefan gets wet, waiting by the mailbox in the rain.

That's just something they told you to feel better about the extra $10k+ you spent on your version of fail. :D

Stefan BRZ you say? HMMM

Huge pic is Huge.

That being said, Good luck man, hopefully its nothing too serious!

Nah, FFC= four foot cock.

Um...drew big pic is big...making my phone spazz

@doubleflusher