lol bitch ass V8 Vanquish
 

So i dont think this counts as "Bench racing" But just wanted to share my run in with some Douches in "Super cars"

Me and my buddies are walking out of Whataburger and a Gallardo, Z06 and V8 vanquish pull in and we decide to go say whats up. Start off with the traditional "Hey whats up, nice cars." They dont seem interested, almost arrogant and douchy, whatever we just take a look. Eventually we ask if they have anything done and the Z06 and Gallardo are bolted, Vanquish is stock... hmmm. Ask if any are interested in Racing to which they laugh and the V8 vanquish goes "Sure ill run you, how much money you got." Talks about how a 4 cylinder cant match the top end of a high revving V8 and he'll take me top end yada yada. Kinda pissed me off since we were being polite and i said "Well ive only got $10 but i have 400 whp for whatever thats worth." Silence... "what you got done to it?" He asks, "E85, big turbo, bolt ons..." So after i pop the hood and show him my set up i ask what roll he wants to do and he replies "Nah man we gotta head out." LOL BITCHESSAYWHAT ! :AR15firing::AR15firing:

shouldn't of popped your hood, so they assume you're talking shit and race you.

Vanquish has never had a V8. It's always been V12.

So either he knows nothing about his car, or you mean the V8 Vantage.

Would have been a fun race.

His car will still turn more heads and have more fine bitches sitting in it than yours. I know, I've got the same car as you. :(

Wow, Vanquish must've had that LS1 swap, bro.

so... basically you were afraid to lose $10? this is exactly what they said after walking off... "haha, mazda owners."

This.

I love Astons....such sexy cars.

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Honestly, either way...he still leaves the parking lot with an Aston Martin.

I race those dumbass rich kids on my R6, no better feeling than blowing the doors off a 911 Turbo or 430 Scuderia on the highway, shit or even the metro parks here, haha.

@YSOFAST90 Come on man that is a bike. It would be like me being happy I blew away a boat on my ski.

Must have been a Vantage, thats my bad i don't keep up on my Astons but he did say it was the v8. The only reason i popped the hood is because they weren't taking me seriously when i first asked if any of them were interested in racing. The guy says "After i beat you are you gonna go home?" I laugh figuring he's just being funny since he owns a "Super car" Then he starts talking about money and thats when shit got real. Also, @Pu Manchu a $10 was the only cash i had on me but the point of the race was just supposed to be for fun, and excuse me but 430 at the crank... why am i scared of losing?

My buddy had a cbr600 now a cbr1000 that's fully done up, he always goes on how my shits slow. The point doesn't sink in with some people, oo you have a 400lb bike that has 160hp that toast a 3000lb car with 280hp.

Biggest fucking pet peeve, I swear one day I'm just going to open up my door and send his bitch ass flying.

Cool, your bike that cost you five grand can keep up with a 500,000$ supercar. You probably say you'd pull more bitches on the bike too lol+

EDIT: Lolololol you're a brownie it all makes sense now

The whole point of my previous post was to put "dumb" rich ass people in their place. I wasn't gloating about my bike. From my experiences, people who have 100, 200, or 300k+ $$$ cars tend to be the most ignorant, idiotic people. So I love when they open their mouth up and gloat about how expensive their car is, and how bad it will smoke my "Yamaha Japan piece of shit", and I quote, that's what the dude in the 911 Turbo I smoked said before we raced..

So yeah. I'm not trying to start anything. Plus, I can pull bitches in a prius mothafuka.

That's wierd. Same thing happened to me pretty much. NSX, GTR, SRT10 at a local burger joint. They didn't take me too seriously at all though, probably because they saw the look on my face:

lol

I had my burger and I left the coin,
I saw the cars and it tickled my loin,
That's when I.... JIZZZZED in my pants!

-Sidewalk Chalk

I like how rich people are "dumb" lol.

Dont hate because his car is 4x the price of ours. He clearly is smarter than us, (most at least), financially speaking of course.

Ummm that is not true at all. Most rich people arent smart when they make car choices. They say "I have $200,000 I am just going to buy this car cause it's an Aston Martin and that's what rich people should drive" they don't think about best bang for your buck or reliability or shit like that. That's why something like 90% of sports players are bankrupt within 5-10 years after retirement. So yeah rich people can be dumber than fuck. Why wouldn't you drive a Nissan GTR that is the absolute best bang for your buck? Or a Porsche gt3 RS?

Your point is extremely valid they're just paying for the name.

I am NOT trying to start a pissing match..

My point was to:
1. poke fun at the OP just because
2. state that Aston owner may not be "dumb" financially because he has a nice car (did something right to be able to afford it). I dislike blanket statements like "rick people are dumb".

Thats all, take it easy.

you asked what roll he wanted..

Back off the OP, guys. He's not the bitch in this situation.

He offered to race. He offered up his last ten bucks. He suggested a roll because fail wheel drive MS3.

Bitch ass rich guy see's built motor and tucks tail and runs.

Stop trying to turn this on the OP. He did what he was supposed to do.

Yeah, seriously. I would have done the same thing just to see how well I would stack up against an exotic.

In the end, yeah I still drive a Mazda but it sure made the other owner slightly more humble.


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this happened to me last night on 59 in Houston ....except the guy was driving an M6 with what sounded like at least an intake/exhaust....guy had his girl with him at the red light and said....."you know you don't stand a chance right?" now I'm fully bolted with a gtx3076. I gave him the dig race and we stayed even through 2nd right up until my bitch ass missed 3rd. but I managed to slam it in and suck up the car lengths in a few seconds! he turned off right after! didn't want a roll when I offered! as soon as someone buys something with a big block it's like their head gets just as big as the motor! fuck em all!


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This is what I meant by "rich people being dumb"

I'm not questioning his finances, or the way he goes about his every day life. All I'm saying, is that it's safe to assume that "rich" people tend to buy things they know nothing about, especially when it comes to cars, and then tend to talk down on other people that don't drive a car that costs over 100k dollars.

I'm not saying ALL are like that, but majority def are. Especially the people I've had the pleasure of bumping into. Jus' sayin'.

This is what lead me to saying "I love to blow the doors off Exotic cars on my bike" because it makes them realize that money doesn't buy everything. especially intelligence.

OP should have pursued said rich un-humble faggot and upstaged his faggotry with a "ricer flyby" then asked for his 10 dollars.

-Sidewalk Chalk

Then it rains

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Yes, because he said "lets take it out on i-10" Which is a freeway, you don't do dig runs in the middle of the freeway.

I must admit, when somebody is talking up their expensive car, I generally bring up that I autocross and I give them a time and a date for the next event. No one has yet had the balls to show up and prove that their car can beat my C-Stock Miata.

I fucking love your avatar haha

Ha fair enough, however there's people like Jay Leno.

My only motive to get rich is to have a bunch of cars that I can tear the fuck out of, big houses freak me out..don't know why, and people with super fancy shit just doesn't make sense to me. I live in Scottsdale, I feel your pain...

If you had a turbo'd hyaboosa or whatever it's called, than I would think it's gangster, but truth of the matter most people on street bikes are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse than Honda owners with their slip on exhaust, but fuck more than half of them ride a Honda.

rant/

I wish I could show you my Facebook post from today..... It falls right in line with this post.

cntrl C cntrl V ...

Here ya go.

Thanks! I have a special place in my heart for cats that look like Wilford Brimley.

Winning.

Its all right, when they see you beat him they'll be like, "I don't want you, you lost to a minivan!"







Not saying they'll come talk to OP, but definitely go holla at the lambo dude.