My Girlfriend took my manhood :[

[Noodlesincup]

Since I cant drive my car,
My Girlfriend took the opportunity to trade my car and now I'm driving a mazda 2
Man what a wimpy slow car
I feel the rpms going up but the speed is going no where
What if they made a Mazda Speed2?
Sounds pretty sweet

Both our cars
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[MS3-a(sore)ASS-rex]

Why is it you can't drive your car?

Noodz of gf or ban

[dizzydtrain]

He broke his arm fapping.

[Stingray69]

Sounds like a good alternative to selling the speed. Won't be long before she likes the speed3 more then the 2.

Originally Posted by dizzydtrain He broke his arm fapping.

To the thick curvy thread.

[Kamaril]

thanks for the warning, reminds me to take my wife's name off the title

[predapio]

Hah suckers, that's why my wife doesn't know how to drive stick.

[Noodlesincup]

Originally Posted by Stingray69 Sounds like a good alternative to selling the speed. Won't be long before she likes the speed3 more then the 2. To the thick curvy thread.

I know right??
She wont drive her car anymore


haha yes you cought me damn

[Stingray69]

Originally Posted by predapio Hah suckers, that's why my wife doesn't know how to drive stick.

Better stay out of the thick curvy thread.

Mine does, but when her van was getting tires I had her drive my truck to work. Didn't even want to take a chance letting her feel the powa!

[silvapain]

Originally Posted by predapio Hah suckers, that's why my wife doesn't know how to drive stick.

That's odd; your wife doesn't seem to have any trouble at all driving MY stick...

[ASHMS3]

^ Winning!

[predapio]

Originally Posted by silvapain That's odd; your wife doesn't seem to have any trouble at all driving MY twig...

Fixed

[DISIindahead]

well at least we know who wears the pants in the relationship

[MS3-a(sore)ASS-rex]

OP is about to get banned for lack of noodz posting. I've seen the darkness gathering

[alien_sporez]

Originally Posted by predapio Hah suckers, that's why my wife doesn't know how to drive stick.

+1

I got a standard transmission specifically so my wife couldn't drive my car. She manages to smash into shit in ways that confounds the laws of physics. Our 2 year old truck now looks like it was owned by Sandford & Son.

[skeurton]

[predapio]

Originally Posted by alien_sporez +1 I got a standard transmission specifically so my wife couldn't drive my car. She manages to smash into shit in ways that confounds the laws of physics. Our 2 year old truck now looks like it was owned by Sandford & Son.

Amen to that. My wife actually gets paid by the state to collect nails screws and bolts off the streets. She collects them in her tires. Every other month without fail I'm having her tire patched.

I'm thinking she visits a boyfriend that works on a construction site or something.

No fucking way she's driving my car. When I bought it, she complained that she couldn't drive it, and what if she needs a loaner while her truck is being serviced.

I told her to get back in the kitchen.



The swelling in my eye took a week to go away.

[bigriver]

Shit I thought there was gonna be more pics of Noodz gf, haha.

I have a Mazda 2 as well. And yes it is slow but still a decent ride. My only mod was to install lowering springs. Then I bought the speed. A mazdaspeed 2 would be pretty sweet.

Good deal though that you can keep the Speed. Now your gf can have the Nator guys do the mods. Then when youve recovered, youll be golden.

Youll just have to remove all the Hello Kitty mods that she makes.

[greatdane68]

Originally Posted by skeurton

I LOVE THIS!!!! LOL!!

Originally Posted by predapio Amen to that. My wife actually gets paid by the state to collect nails screws and bolts off the streets. She collects them in her tires. Every other month without fail I'm having her tire patched. I'm thinking she visits a boyfriend that works on a construction site or something. No fucking way she's driving my car. When I bought it, she complained that she couldn't drive it, and what if she needs a loaner while her truck is being serviced. I told her to get back in the kitchen. The swelling in my eye took a week to go away.

I see that this problem's pretty universal. My wife doesn't drive my cars either, and everytime she does I get nervous.
She bought new wheels for her car, and within the time span of two weeks, ALL 4 of them were curbed! One really bad. I couldn't believe it. She asked me what I thought, and I told her that if it was my car I'd be PISSED! She didn't like hearing that, and she was mad at me for a few hours.
You should've hid the keys to your car. I see who wears the pants in that house, like everybody else.

[SofaKingAwesome]

Wondering if OP will tint the windshield of the 2...

[greatdane68]

He needs to reach in his girlfriends purse and take his balls back.
WAIT A MINUTE!!! I just realized something! He said girlfriend! She's not even his wife! Aw man! She doesn't even have papers on you, and she's already in control. SMH.

[Voltron]

Wait a minute? Is this the same dude who tinted the shit out of his car? HAHAHAHA how the fuck does your girlfriend jack your ride? Every one of his posts just gets better and better.

[adrager622]

Originally Posted by predapio Hah suckers, that's why my wife doesn't know how to drive stick.

That's why I refuse to teach my gf how to drive a manual car, keeps her from touching my speed haha.

[SofaKingAwesome]

I have to let mine drive sometimes...When I'm drunk.

[AZSPEED3]

Originally Posted by predapio Hah suckers, that's why my wife doesn't know how to drive stick.

So true man, my wife asks me to teach her how to drive manuals and i always have an excuse why I can't teach her. Such as your going to ruin the clutch or the MS3 clutch is to hard to learn on. I will NEVER teach her how. A mans car should never be driven by his wife or gf.

[bigdog]

You guys must not have four kids. My wife has to take mine sometimes and I get the van. Maybe once every few weeks :-(

[bigriver]

Originally Posted by bigdog You guys must not have four kids. My wife has to take mine sometimes and I get the van. Maybe once every few weeks :-(

That suck balls that you have to drive a van. We have 3 kids and my wife refuses to get a van, thank God. She drives a CX9.

[silvapain]

Originally Posted by bigdog You guys must not have four kids. My wife has to take mine sometimes and I get the van. Maybe once every few weeks :-(

Most of us know to wrap it up after the first accident.


Tapadatass

[StayBroke]

@silvapain, AMEN man i learned the hard way at a young age. But then again i wouldnt be driving a speed 3 if it was not for my little girl.

[Payne Racing 67]

They're working on a Mazdaspeed2 for 2013 with the MZR DISI 2.3T

[bigdog]

Originally Posted by silvapain Most of us know to wrap it up after the first accident. Tapadatass

Some of us don't consider them accidents. However we did wrap it up after the second set of twins

[davinspeed3]

Originally Posted by SofaKingAwesome I have to let mine drive sometimes...When I'm drunk.

this. i let mine drive when ive been drinking. i hate it though cause shes real jerky when shifting. on a side note, in my old turbo charged 240sx i let my ex drive one time and i told her to floor it ( big mistake) now it had some turbo lag so as soon as the turbo kicked in she yelled and let off the gas without pushing in the clutch, lol, i damn near went through the windsheild. yeah she never drove it again.

[CorkSport]

Originally Posted by Noodlesincup Since I cant drive my car, My Girlfriend took the opportunity to trade my car and now I'm driving a mazda 2 Man what a wimpy slow car I feel the rpms going up but the speed is going no where What if they made a Mazda Speed2? Sounds pretty sweet Both our cars Uploaded with ImageShack.us

At least its the green one....

[Dmurray06]

Your girlfriend took my manhood too....bam!

[alien_sporez]

Originally Posted by bigdog You guys must not have four kids. My wife has to take mine sometimes and I get the van. Maybe once every few weeks :-(

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[burn813]

Thank god my wife has a ms6....... Bwhahahahaha

[Scoobs]

When we bought the Mazda2 we drove the Automatic version, and it sucked, it too slow. We went with the 5 speed instead, a lot more fun and a lot quicker. Better on gas too, but she wants mods to had HP, so CS will get a order this summer (SRI, CBE).

The MS2 would solve the problem but it's already bought...

I have no problem letting the wife take the MS3, she's a good driver but she burns out my tires

[alien_sporez]

Originally Posted by Scoobs I have no problem letting the wife take the MS3, she's a good driver but she burns out my tires

Confused by your reply which seems to indicate she is allowed to leave the kitchen. Please clarify.

[Scoobs]

Originally Posted by alien_sporez Confused by your reply which seems to indicate she is allowed to leave the kitchen. Please clarify.

yep, she's allowed to leave the house. See, it a good thing that we don't live in a country like Iran.

Canada and the US have freedom rights...Makes me mad when people move over to our Country, try to run their backward laws and try to change laws over here. For fuck sake, we can't say Merry Christmas any more!

[Shooter McGavin]

I'm confused, your girlfriend traded in your ms3 for the 2 while you couldn't drive but now you can drive again and both cars are in the garage?

[wolly6973]

I think she took over his ride while he was disabled. Now she won't give it up.