My wife accidently threw my AP in the trash
 

Is this a first or has someone else suffered this loss (in the middle of a tune)
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Welp. Time to lawyer up!

One of these days.... one of these days Alice.

1. How does this even happen?
2. Can you not pick it out of the trash?
3. How does this even happen?
4. Seriously, how does this even happen?

Probably thought it was your side chicks phone.

probs

More questions...

5. How long have you had the AP?
6. Have you been married longer than you've had the car & AP?
7. Is it cheaper to get divorced, or buy a new AP?
8. APv3 or v2?
9. How are you going to say she threw it away, and not explain in the first post how she did?
10. Does she like anal?
11. If so, maybe she though it was a butt plug, and just told you she threw it away?

My buddy threw away my Versatune cable on accident prior to me even being able to flash an ots onto my car. Good thing the replacement cord is only $300.

:facepalm2:

That's not your buddy, pal.

Fixed

I've had it for over 4 years. Bought it the day I got the car.
She's been around much longer than the car
Probably cheaper to get divorced
V2 which is the only silver lining here (getting an upgrade):dance:
She bought a crappy little electrode massage thing (like the ones used by chiropractors) and thought she was throwing away the remote control for it:261::chairshot:
yes
I double checked the butt plug drawer but no luck

Chiropractors? sure...

Didn't realize it was gone until it was too late. For anyone desperate for an AP there is 1 in the St. Lucie county Fl landfil. If you find it, message me. I will divorce it from my car and you can keep it.

Also, I now have an AP OBD cord for sale :usa1:

That's not your pal, friend.
oh yea OP :haha:

@tmaiorca;

Have you been spending too much time with the car lately? Are you sure it was an accident? :eek5:

Why would she throw out the remote to the electrovibromatic anyway? You could throw something of hers out and teach her a lesson?

I thought this thread might be a joke at first, but it turns out it's just a sad story. Good luck on whichever route you decide to take!

@KiwiFlavor; is a chiropractor, if you need assistance. :tongue:

Truly is just a sad, wallet crushing story. It had fallen on The floor and slid under the couch. As she was cleaning she found it and thought it was the remote to the "electro vibromatic" she had previously thrown away so in the trash it went.

I may or my not know someone in your state....:chairshot:

"He doesn't cook, he doesn't clean, he spends most of his time with that damn car of his. I'll fuckin show him" *bloop* right in the trash.

this is why you fail at everything.... the correct thing to do is delete facebook, hit the gym, and lawyer up.

But, if you delete Facebook, you can't make a Tinder account...

She told you to sell the car, you should have listened

Welp, guess you gotta kil...wait, what?

He replaced it, no worries. Took him a while but he did.

keeping the sex toys under the couch for quick access I see

Seriously?! This may have been a dream come true for me, and a nightmare for you.

I broke the v2 dongle for mine. Is that the part you're left with? I'll grab that guy off yah :love:

Ahh i see that one man's trash is another man's treasure saying applies here

Right...."accidently" threw it out.

"December 1, 2016 - A St. Lucie County man is being held without bail after he "accidentally" threw his wife out. The incident was the result of a misunderstanding between a dildo remote and the man's tuning device for his car that led to the man's wife throwing out his tuning device. A search for the device is underway but authorities at this time are not hopeful."

Your forgot a step.

Just for the record there are no actual sex toys in this story....she would NEVER throw something like that away!

Yeah, seriously. Couldn't be more accurate.

So...how about that AP cord for sale....? :scratchchin:

Told my wife about this thread and the first thing she said was "how do you just throw that out? Don't you look before you throw stuff out?"

WHY DON'T YOU THROW YOUR WIFE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TRASH?

Congrats on your 1 day wedding anniversary!

JEBUS! there are some pent up hostilities here

it's yours. Can't post pm and don't want to break any rules. @Haltech; I suggest @tmaiorca; donate $20 to the forum in my name and the cord goes to him/her.:feedback:

Lol :haltech:

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This.. so much win in this

All for that idea man! I have no problem donating to the MSF forums! Been short on cash these past months, hence why I've been down an AP. But to get it back up and running, and to keep this community going, I certainly will.

It's people like you that go out of there way to help those in need. Can't thank you enough brother! Are you able to shoot me an email or text to get the ball rolling?

:haltech:
@SofaKingAwesome;, can you work out this donation stuff they got going on? Or do we need to summon @Sifu;?

@sifu;

Edit: wow.. He really left didn't he??

Sofa changed his name to Haltech 2.0 or something.

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@Haltech2.0;

lmao!

No worries. I'll send you a PM shortly.

No worries. I'll send you a PM shortly.

We'll just wail til @Haltech; comes in here to decide.
Bans will apply to those selling as brownies unless he says so.

No worries, I'll see what he says. If need be, let me know if I can donate on his behalf or work this out in some way or another.

Agreed. I think it's a win/win/win coming from a really shitty situation, but his call.

Wife is off the hook. V3 installed. Stratified tune back in progress.
Now if can only find somewhere to do 4th WOT pulls in all this fucking holiday traffic.

Nothing like holiday traffic keeping you in 1st and 2nd. We'll, that's NJ at least. Congrats on the V3 :)

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