My wife accidently threw my AP in the trash

[flyhigh]

Is this a first or has someone else suffered this loss (in the middle of a tune)

[KiwiFlavor]

Welp. Time to lawyer up!

[thems3driver]

One of these days.... one of these days Alice.

[g00s3y]

1. How does this even happen?
2. Can you not pick it out of the trash?
3. How does this even happen?
4. Seriously, how does this even happen?

[WetzMS3]

Probably thought it was your side chicks phone.

[MS3Shadow]

Originally Posted by WetzMS3 Probably thought it was your side chicks phone.

probs

[g00s3y]

More questions...

5. How long have you had the AP?
6. Have you been married longer than you've had the car & AP?
7. Is it cheaper to get divorced, or buy a new AP?
8. APv3 or v2?
9. How are you going to say she threw it away, and not explain in the first post how she did?
10. Does she like anal?
11. If so, maybe she though it was a butt plug, and just told you she threw it away?

[CJ Speed6]

My buddy threw away my Versatune cable on accident prior to me even being able to flash an ots onto my car. Good thing the replacement cord is only $300.

[WetzMS3]

[g00s3y]

Originally Posted by CJ Speed6 My buddy threw away my Versatune cable on accident prior to me even being able to flash an ots onto my car. Good thing the replacement cord is only $300.

That's not your buddy, pal.

[KiwiFlavor]

Originally Posted by CJ Speed6 My ex-buddy threw away my Versatune cable on accident prior to me even being able to flash an ots onto my car. Good thing the replacement cord is only $300.

Fixed

[flyhigh]

Originally Posted by g00s3y More questions... 5. How long have you had the AP? 6. Have you been married longer than you've had the car & AP? 7. Is it cheaper to get divorced, or buy a new AP? 8. APv3 or v2? 9. How are you going to say she threw it away, and not explain in the first post how she did? 10. Does she like anal? 11. If so, maybe she though it was a butt plug, and just told you she threw it away?

I've had it for over 4 years. Bought it the day I got the car.
She's been around much longer than the car
Probably cheaper to get divorced
V2 which is the only silver lining here (getting an upgrade)
She bought a crappy little electrode massage thing (like the ones used by chiropractors) and thought she was throwing away the remote control for it
yes
I double checked the butt plug drawer but no luck

[KiwiFlavor]

Originally Posted by flyhigh She bought a crappy little electrode massage thing (like the ones used by chiropractors) and thought she was throwing away the remote control for it

Chiropractors? sure...

[flyhigh]

Originally Posted by g00s3y 1. How does this even happen? 2. Can you not pick it out of the trash? 3. How does this even happen? 4. Seriously, how does this even happen?

Didn't realize it was gone until it was too late. For anyone desperate for an AP there is 1 in the St. Lucie county Fl landfil. If you find it, message me. I will divorce it from my car and you can keep it.

Also, I now have an AP OBD cord for sale

[Nailedit187]

Originally Posted by g00s3y That's not your buddy, pal.

That's not your pal, friend.
oh yea OP

[frothy]

@tmaiorca;

[Gerbilo]

Have you been spending too much time with the car lately? Are you sure it was an accident?

Why would she throw out the remote to the electrovibromatic anyway? You could throw something of hers out and teach her a lesson?

I thought this thread might be a joke at first, but it turns out it's just a sad story. Good luck on whichever route you decide to take!

@KiwiFlavor; is a chiropractor, if you need assistance.

[flyhigh]

Originally Posted by Gerbilo Have you been spending too much time with the car lately? Are you sure it was an accident? Why would she throw out the remote to the electrovibromatic anyway? You could throw something of hers out and teach her a lesson? I thought this thread might be a joke at first, but it turns out it's just a sad story. Good luck on whichever route you decide to take!

Truly is just a sad, wallet crushing story. It had fallen on The floor and slid under the couch. As she was cleaning she found it and thought it was the remote to the "electro vibromatic" she had previously thrown away so in the trash it went.

[Nailedit187]

I may or my not know someone in your state....

[Djohns]

"He doesn't cook, he doesn't clean, he spends most of his time with that damn car of his. I'll fuckin show him" *bloop* right in the trash.

[Pu Manchu]

Originally Posted by KiwiFlavor Welp. Time to lawyer up!

this is why you fail at everything.... the correct thing to do is delete facebook, hit the gym, and lawyer up.

[KiwiFlavor]

Originally Posted by Pu Manchu this is why you fail at everything.... the correct thing to do is delete facebook, hit the gym, and lawyer up.

But, if you delete Facebook, you can't make a Tinder account...

[Knight F Mohawk]

She told you to sell the car, you should have listened

[sharksinspace]

Welp, guess you gotta kil...wait, what?

[CJ Speed6]

Originally Posted by g00s3y That's not your buddy, pal.

He replaced it, no worries. Took him a while but he did.

Originally Posted by flyhigh Truly is just a sad, wallet crushing story. It had fallen on The floor and slid under the couch. As she was cleaning she found it and thought it was the remote to the "electro vibromatic" she had previously thrown away so in the trash it went.

keeping the sex toys under the couch for quick access I see

[tmaiorca]

Originally Posted by flyhigh Didn't realize it was gone until it was too late. For anyone desperate for an AP there is 1 in the St. Lucie county Fl landfil. If you find it, message me. I will divorce it from my car and you can keep it. Also, I now have an AP OBD cord for sale

Seriously?! This may have been a dream come true for me, and a nightmare for you.

I broke the v2 dongle for mine. Is that the part you're left with? I'll grab that guy off yah

[KiwiFlavor]

Originally Posted by tmaiorca Seriously?! This may have been a dream come true for me, and a nightmare for you. I broke the v2 dongle for mine. Is that the part you're left with? I'll grab that guy off yah

Ahh i see that one man's trash is another man's treasure saying applies here

[MazdaspeedKills]

Right...."accidently" threw it out.

[WAMBUSHHHH!]

"December 1, 2016 - A St. Lucie County man is being held without bail after he "accidentally" threw his wife out. The incident was the result of a misunderstanding between a dildo remote and the man's tuning device for his car that led to the man's wife throwing out his tuning device. A search for the device is underway but authorities at this time are not hopeful."

[WetzMS3]

Originally Posted by Pu Manchu this is why you fail at everything.... the correct thing to do is delete facebook, hit the gym, post nudes, and lawyer up.

Your forgot a step.

[flyhigh]

Originally Posted by CJ Speed6 He replaced it, no worries. Took him a while but he did. keeping the sex toys under the couch for quick access I see

Just for the record there are no actual sex toys in this story....she would NEVER throw something like that away!

[tmaiorca]

Originally Posted by KiwiFlavor Ahh i see that one man's trash is another man's treasure saying applies here

Yeah, seriously. Couldn't be more accurate.

[tmaiorca]

Originally Posted by flyhigh Just for the record there are no actual sex toys in this story....she would NEVER throw something like that away!

So...how about that AP cord for sale....?

[thems3driver]

Told my wife about this thread and the first thing she said was "how do you just throw that out? Don't you look before you throw stuff out?"

[Tomas]

WHY DON'T YOU THROW YOUR WIFE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TRASH?

[flyhigh]

Originally Posted by thems3driver Told my wife about this thread and the first thing she said was "how do you just throw that out? Don't you look before you throw stuff out?"

Congrats on your 1 day wedding anniversary!

Originally Posted by Tomas WHY DON'T YOU THROW YOUR WIFE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TRASH?

JEBUS! there are some pent up hostilities here

[flyhigh]

Originally Posted by tmaiorca So...how about that AP cord for sale....?

it's yours. Can't post pm and don't want to break any rules. @Haltech; I suggest @tmaiorca; donate $20 to the forum in my name and the cord goes to him/her.

[MS3Shadow]

Lol

Sent from my Pixel XL

[KiwiFlavor]

Originally Posted by Tomas WHY DON'T YOU THROW YOUR WIFE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TRASH?

This.. so much win in this

[tmaiorca]

Originally Posted by flyhigh it's yours. Can't post pm and don't want to break any rules. @Haltech; I suggest @tmaiorca; donate $20 to the forum in my name and the cord goes to him/her.

All for that idea man! I have no problem donating to the MSF forums! Been short on cash these past months, hence why I've been down an AP. But to get it back up and running, and to keep this community going, I certainly will.

It's people like you that go out of there way to help those in need. Can't thank you enough brother! Are you able to shoot me an email or text to get the ball rolling?