So my wife put my mazdaspeed key chain thing in the ignition
 

Ya. Awesome. She thought it was the key, was stuck tight out in the middle of nowhere called roadside, tow truck was on the way when she finally managed to pull it out of the ignition. I almost killed her.

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Wife. Your car.

There's the source of your problem.

have you seen his wife? i'd let her drive my car..

When you say car, I assume you mean something other than your actual car.

I don't need to tell you guys that just because a chick is hot, doesn't mean she's a great driver. In fact, 9 times out of 10, they're fucking horrible.

Corrected

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I was driving. I just gave her the keys to turn the air on at the rest stop. Sigh

damn, when I saw iggy's name and his wife sticking something somewhere.......let's just say not what I expected.

Lol, you got the wheels spinning in my head...

i dunno about the keyhole, but the gear lever has def been done before...

Greatest post ever :)

So, let me see if I got this...

You're on some sort of road trip and stop at a rest stop on the way to where ever it is you are going. You give her the keys so she can start the car and run the AC while you are (taking a shit, enjoying the glory hole, murdering someone, or any other number of things people do at rest stops), and she then tries to start your car with the key chain. Then, rather than waiting on you to come back to the car, she calls roadside and gets a tow truck on the way.

Dude, how long were you gone for?! :lmao:

Oh, I called roadside. Couldn't get it out of the ignition, had to really, really yank it out. I thought it was going to take half the ignition with it.

Could be worse. Had a friend of mine jam the key in backwards on his parents car. They had to remove the steering wheel to get it out.

Pretty much had to revoke his man card after that.

@PunjabiPlaya your avatar is fascinating

i agree, what is it anyways?

Wait, wait. You mean the Smart Card? How the FUCK did she put that in the ignition?

Found the link, it's weird....

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"Tow truck was on the way when she finally managed to pull it out of the ignition."

"Oh, I called roadside. Couldn't get it out of the ignition, had to really, really yank it out. I thought it was going to take half the ignition with it."

Hummm, ok what really happend. 2 different stories in the same thread:wtf1:

Exactly what I was thinking.

No, not the smart card, it was the metal mazdaspeed logo that was on the key fob that the dealer gave me. Ehhh ya

Really? Has your wife never started a car before?

You're shitting us, right? A no shit fucking key chain in the ignition? Can't wait to see what happens when she tries to unlock the house.

She must have a push button start...yeah, that's it....

Apparently this is very similar to our keys.
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Well, at least she's hot

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wait wow wtf How the hell do u confuse those with a set of car keys, im not raggin on the man's wife but how did she make it this far in life?:chairshot:

she's basically a porn star, that's how.