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mzr0818 03-27-2012 07:18 PM

Take that PU Crew
 
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A decade of answering stupid car questions for the ex-wife, you could understand why when she told me she wanted a speed3, I had reservations. This was compounded by the fact she said I think I would look cute in one. She started looking at used Genwons. After the resent failure of @Beach bum, I could not have this epic failure fall on us. Naturally I took it upon myself to sway her into a pu. It's newer, you can pick your color, better rates etc.

Misson accomplished...:headbang:

Here she proud pu ownerAttachment 55986


This is @MAZ, Me, and the ex.Attachment 55987

doctavus 03-27-2012 07:21 PM

I need to find a cutie with a Speed3.

Dmurray06 03-27-2012 07:21 PM

At least she asks questions....my wife vomits out info she assumes is correct. It's pretty funny actually.

leon78 03-27-2012 07:22 PM

ex-wife huh....? :lick:

dantes5823 03-27-2012 07:29 PM

I would love it if my gf got a speed. Or knew how to drive stick, or knew how to drive, or could see over the wheel.

mzr0818 03-27-2012 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by leon78 (Post 1331011)
ex-wife huh....? :lick:

Yup very Ex, But she's my baby momma.

dizzydtrain 03-27-2012 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mzr0818 (Post 1331085)
Yup very Ex, But she's my baby momma.

you still hit that?

mzr0818 03-27-2012 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzydtrain (Post 1331090)
you still hit that?

That thing has a bulletbroof catholic chastity belt on.

MAZ 03-27-2012 08:14 PM

@mzr0818

when you said you were gonna talk her into a pu i thought, "no way. she's set on the genwon." then....i get a txt from her this morning saying, "looking at a 2012." i said to myself, "he did it?! the force is strong in this one."

fortressofcomfort 03-27-2012 09:44 PM

If someone has a bad marriage, goes through a hostile divorce, and then hates women, is that person now considered Gaye? Let's say there are 2 beautiful children involved. Opinions?

jrlms6 03-27-2012 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dmurray06 (Post 1331009)
At least she asks questions....my wife vomits out info she assumes is correct. It's pretty funny actually.

I just LOL'd...this is exactly what my girlfriend does. Entertaining when she memorizes and repeats those little blurbs of info below a product on a companies website.

Dmurray06 03-27-2012 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jrlms6 (Post 1331306)
I just LOL'd...this is exactly what my girlfriend does. Entertaining when she memorizes and repeats those little blurbs of info below a product on a companies website.

"drilled and slotted rotors...you know you paying more, and these have HOLES in them"

Just the other day, I laughed pretty good

Scoobs 03-27-2012 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dantes5823 (Post 1331028)
I would love it if my gf got a speed. Or knew how to drive stick, or knew how to drive, or could see over the wheel.

My gf take the Speed often, she's thinking about trading in the 2 for a MS3. Women who drive sticks.....oh yeah!

MAZ 03-28-2012 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fortressofcomfort (Post 1331291)
If someone has a bad marriage, goes through a hostile divorce, and then hates women, is that person now considered Gaye? Let's say there are 2 beautiful children involved. Opinions?

nah....puts u a step above the guys that think women are all sunshine and lollipops....and tolerate the crazy cuz they're getting steady cooch. u'll get over it. i always tell people...."the best way to get over a woman is to get under another one." lol. completely unhealthy advice, but its worked for all my buds that thought they were in love with the psycho bitch that was treating them like shit.

and as for the ex....there are 2 small children involved.....life will b much better for u in the long run if u remember that ur babies' mama will be in ur life for A WHILE because of them. no avoiding it.

Atlanta 03-28-2012 05:24 AM

Better than my wife who walks into a Mercedes dealership and asks to see the new convertibles.

A week after signing a 4 year lease tells me "I don't know if I like only having 2 doors with the kids".

Sent from TapaDatAss

mzr0818 03-28-2012 05:58 AM

@MAZ

You talkin bout my crazy??? lol

CWP_MS3 03-28-2012 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by fortressofcomfort (Post 1331291)
If someone has a bad marriage, goes through a hostile divorce, and then hates women, is that person now considered Gaye? Let's say there are 2 beautiful children involved. Opinions?

This is one of those; my friend's ghey and wants to tell his parents, but doesn't know how to go about it. When really, you're that "friend". :D

Here's the way I look at it... Hating women and wanting a cock in your ass is really different. Do you just hate women, or do you want a cock in your ass? If its the latter, then yeah, you're ghey. If you really just hate women, you might want to see someone about it, before you wind up being on Forensics Files.

Just remember something, just because some women are total coonts, doesn't mean they all are. Gotta find yous a keeper.

CWP_MS3 03-28-2012 06:21 AM

Back to the thread:

I'd like to see my wife drive a speed, but the time I let her drive it she was afraid to press the gas and actually leave the parking lot. Lol.

MAZ 03-28-2012 06:22 AM

@CWP_MS3
Amen to that....They're not all loons.



@mzr0818

lol.....no, seriously, i wasn't. but, you SHOULD start a thread about ur crazy. now that's entertainment.

mzr0818 03-28-2012 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MAZ (Post 1331603)
@CWP_MS3
Amen to that....They're not all loons.



@mzr0818

lol.....no, seriously, i wasn't. but, you SHOULD start a thread about ur crazy. now that's entertainment.

MSF is not ready for that yet. Lol

mzr0818 03-28-2012 08:47 AM

Seriously, I'm happy for her and getting a speed. I like the style of mine better but I don't hate on the pu's they are still way better then most cars out there in this class.

Surprisingly she car drive well too so. It's a fit. She will make a fine pu owner.

Darth_Nuruodo 03-28-2012 09:18 AM

The fiance's never driven mine because she can't do manual transmission for long periods of time since she broke her ankle and they put the plate and three screws in it, and she definitely can't do the stiff clutch we have. Hatchbacks aren't really her thing anyway. On the plus side though, I think I've almost got her talked into an FR-S when they come out since they have a paddle-shift trans option. Seems like it should corner really well.

JTMS3 03-28-2012 09:29 AM

example of my wife and the pu.... didn't even make it 500ft before hitting something.


CWP_MS3 03-28-2012 10:36 AM

You have balls letting her drive it when the ground is wet, let alone the possibility of ice. I wouldn't of let it happen. :)

mzr0818 03-28-2012 02:40 PM

^^^
What he said...

Spoofmastafly 03-28-2012 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JTMS3 (Post 1331914)
example of my wife and the pu.... didn't even make it 500ft before hitting something.


Whoa Whoa.. You let her drive it WITHOUT being in the car? You must want a new car my friend. Wife can't even sit in mine without me.

bms3mtb 03-28-2012 03:11 PM

26 posts and no requests for noodz?
Fuck it... Noodz of ex?

And congrats on the purchase, never have enough PU.

JTMS3 03-28-2012 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoofmastafly (Post 1332552)
Whoa Whoa.. You let her drive it WITHOUT being in the car? You must want a new car my friend. Wife can't even sit in mine without me.

Usually I am right there with her but that night was the exception... I was working w/ fiberglass and was needing some smokes so I sent her to get them. When she drives and I ride with her in the car its more like..... "are you fucking serious? Don't you ever shift at 3200 rpms again!" So needless to say she is lucky if she drives it 3 times a year.

SofaKingAwesome 03-28-2012 03:24 PM

noodz of @MAZ?

MAZ 03-28-2012 07:03 PM

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@SofaKingAwesome

I've always been a C-cup
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Completely naked below
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Again.....completely nood :neener:
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mzr0818 03-28-2012 07:15 PM

no noodz of ex-wife. lost them in the divorce as well as most of my manhood.
Thank god that shit grows back huh

SofaKingAwesome 03-29-2012 07:19 AM

now I'm just disappointed.

mzr0818 03-29-2012 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SofaKingAwesome (Post 1333574)
now I'm just disappointed.

Why so disappointed @MAZ looks so cute... Pinch cheeks:laughing:

SofaKingAwesome 03-29-2012 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mzr0818 (Post 1333655)
Why so disappointed @MAZ looks so cute... Pinch cheeks:laughing:

I'd pinch her butt cheeks.

mzr0818 03-29-2012 12:15 PM

@SofaKingAwesome

I'll see If I can get ya pics buddy...:alcoholic::biggthumpup:

SofaKingAwesome 03-29-2012 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mzr0818 (Post 1334115)
@SofaKingAwesome

I'll see If I can get ya pics buddy...:alcoholic::biggthumpup:

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
EDIT: Don't be a gentleman :naughty:

MAZ 03-29-2012 08:43 PM

@mzr0818
@SofaKingAwesome
@Darth_Nuruodo

um? guys? i can see the thread too. now i have to sweep my room for electronics. nice.

mzr0818 03-29-2012 08:45 PM

Showercam FTMFW:umbrella:

MAZ 03-29-2012 08:53 PM

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@mzr0818 if i find a showercam in my bathroom, imma punch u in ur snotbox.....hard. and remember....u prolly don't wanna play the picture game with me. or did you forget you bret favre'd my sweet, innocent baby sister from MY phone? :buttkick:

back to the original thread......went out to ur ex's and took some pics of her next to her new pu...
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Vinnie 03-29-2012 09:00 PM

^^ ahahha owned!!


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