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@MAZ is not my current. We deployed together. Now She's my wingman. She's effin good at it too. 
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 u guys lack focus......ur s'pose to hone in on this one.... mzr0818 Baby Mama.jpg FOCUS!!
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| @SofaKingAwesome quick wit....nice.  @darkrune geez? always sorry to hear when a serviceman doesn't have support during a deployment....or otherwise. pretty sure ur better off w/o her after reading that tho. @DISIindahead ur a very lucky man. ur lady, @sassyspeed3 = one of the good (awesome) ones.
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@TexasSpeed3 none in existence. How 'bout you? Noodz? puh-puh-puh Puh-lease? if you don't post noodz, i may develop a stutter.
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(Thread Starter) | @MAZ I think he wants you to get noodz of my ex-wife or get her to join so he can attempt to get them himself. Thinking of her being on the forums makes me giggle and cringe at the same time. I have some noodz of her on vid but 2 problems one I come with those and i needs a working DV cassette player.
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| @mzr0818 i dunno, man? ur ex on THIS forum? i dunno? maybe? remember ur convo with her outside?.....pu's gonna pu. i can see it already. "Z, wut is a 'noodz'? can u show me where that is on my car? is that a feature i didn't get with my car? can i order it?" i dunno if her innocent mind could handle the filth-flarn-filth. @TexasSpeed3 noodz?
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| Not Ranked : 0 score @MAZ Oh yeah for sure. I am way better off. But there is a little one involved who was born 2 months ago. So now I have to deal with sandy chocolate covered fuck Satan for 18 years.
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| @darkrune ouch. BUT....the little one will be the best thing that ever happened to you, man. one day, u'll b looking at the little one and thank your lucky stars that u bumped uglies with "sandy chocolate covered fuck Satan" (we'll call her SaCCFuckS for short). 18 years?...hate to burst ur bubble, Bud, but it'll prolly b longer than that. just remember that u can't control other peeps' behavior, u can only control urself (and sometimes that's tenuous, at best, in a stressful situation). Sooooo, if SaCCFuckS is a loon, let her b a loon. It'll catch up to her sooner than later. All u can do is remain level headed. Na'mean?
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| @Mazda Baiter i don't remember looking at ur profile? sorry, bud.....i musta been curious about something.....can't remember what tho. aren't u the person that said hi on that idiot's thread? or am i confusing u w/someone else?
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Her husband drives a Miata, too. Laughing about that never gets old to me.
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| @Mazda Baiter sneaky sneaky. and to answer ur question.....OF COURSE i was forum stalking u, silly!!! @Darth_Nuruodo thanks! bz doing homework n didn't catch it. @guitarzan134 r u gonna tell us now or during coffee at Hess?
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| Not Ranked : 0 score I'll save it for this weekend. My buddy knows the whole story and can chime in for comedic relief. You guys, being military, mighty get a kick out of it a little, too. We'll start with me having custody of my son. As rare as that is these days, it'll give you a LITTLE ("little" in caps is funny to me) idea about her. Story to follow on Saturday. Fuck yeah! SATURDAY!
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| @mzr0818 thought u should know ur ex came by this mornin'....hehehehe. she asked if i "got the piece" in the mail yet.....so cute.....didn't know i ordered a firearm. she asked what it was for, i explained, she doesn't understand. i told her to drive ur car and she'd understand.....hehehehe. u taught her how to drive so she'll be fine. u should prolly go with her tho. long story short.....u'll b working on her pu for AWHILE as she plans to install everything i tell her she needs. i think its kewl (seriously). ur ex: i wish i knew how to do all that. its okay. ur name here can do it all, right? me: of course he can. ur his Babies' Mama....he'd LOVE to do it for you. No, please....don't thank me. I do it for you, Man.....i do it for YOU!!.....lmao!
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1. continuously bret favre'ing my Baby Sis (who is extremely priviledged and used to getting her way. So, when i tell her, "No, you can't have that".....she pouts and WHINES....A LOT). 2. i have chicks following me to ask, "do u know if he thinks i'm cute? can u tell him i'm kewl? does he like me?".....i always have the 'wow?! really whore?! didn't know we were still in jr high?' look on my face. 3. my roommates stealing my laptop so they can fuckin' masturbate to his pic.....yeah.....that REALLY happened. 4. the flavor of the week being all insecure about him having a female best friend. (red flag!! for crazy, imo) 5. i don't have a lot of female friends....but, he has managed to sleep with them (or is on the verge)....and then leaves me to explain why he hasn't called......DICK!! and that's just the tip of the iceberg. BUT.....he's ma Bestie for a reason n i wouldn't change it for the world. but i gotta get him back evey now and then for inadvertantly bringing annoyance into my life.
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(Thread Starter) | *** UPDATE *** So last night I dropped my son off from scouts with the Ex. She asked me about the thing on the hood (hood scoop). I laughed. She said they don't all have that do they? No just the Speeds i replied. Then she asked what's it for, just looks? I told her no and laughed again. Then she asked if that's where the air comes from that blows out the vents. So you see she was just Pu material I tell you. 
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| ***UPDATE*** @mzr0818's ex came over to pick up the kids. It was priceless to listen to their 10-year-old son explain to his Mom what a functional spoiler is. To which she replied surprisingly, "Oh?! So mine has a function? That's kewl!" I especially loved watching the kids scraping the dealer stickers off the car because, "stickers are for ricers, Mom"........lol.....gotta love his little gearheads.
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