Who else likes to embarrass Subaru's?!?
 

So i was out driving just cause, and a subaru lagacy pulls up next me and thinks hes hot shit... Don't get me wrong, I love Subaru... but i hate the general attitude of the owners(WRX/STI at least)

I was like w/e im not gunna race... but he kept being a doucher... so as i hit 4th i just hit and was gone. needless to say he didn't act like a bitch after that.

Who else has some stories about Slowbaru's?

If their is stories, I'm sure they would be in the bench racing section lol

STy?

I honestly have no idea what model it was.

Its just the fact that he was acting like a prick that made me proud!
He looked pretty young, im assuming his mommy and daddy bought him the car.

They sound so good though.... Mmmm. Never really run into a douche subi driver, really only bmws and Si's.

First two posters need to go back to elementary school and relearn grammar. That being said Subaru legacy's are slow but much nicer cars than yours

That is like the fag with the Forrester on here a few weeks ago... meh,to lazy to link the thread.

Damn Mike, your on fire today.

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Lol I'm not feeling too hot so I'm laying in bed with my phone trolling msf

*Legacys

BOOM

I enjoy catching some of the idiot suby drivers off guard with a nice launch lol

Legacies?

^ :chairfall:

Lol I don't think so.

Side note; I don't even remember that the topic of this thread was. Lol

Tapa

Something about OP pulling on a small turbo station wagon.

Not the point... point was, the legacy driver was being a douche and thought he was hot shit with his boobaru, never said i was trying to be fast, just said it was satisfying embarrassing him.

hahaha that music video/song is ridiculous.

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thought i could smell brownies cookin.

Cool story, this is also GENERAL discussion, get me banned.:ban:

God forbid i just started using this forum, i just got my speed 2 weeks ago.

Easy does it man.

No need for butt hurt. Just the typical "search you noob" comments that every new guy gets.

You just gotta roll with it. Dont be so melodramatic. No one is going to ban you.

Tapa

Lol god damn. Everyone gets so offended in their first couple weeks here. :439:

relax man! welcome to MSF :flowers1: :present: :hug:
dont get butthurt, roll with the punches, its all good fun round here if you can do that.

It just depends how you take it. You could end up loving this site.. Or hating it and getting your couch fucked

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This belongs in Bench racing...I have a story of me being a douche to an sti owner. Car was stock i think and i was egging him on. Hes gestured out the window jerk off cause he was doing that motion with his hand...Finally were doing like 90 he starts going...so im in 5th gear and i step on it and he couldnt catch up. Theres ma story.

This one time I drove past an STI.

Typically with sti's you go to the doc the sores go away and your solid.

The apostrophe doesn't represent pluralization. It represents possession.

HAHA I remember getting seriously smoked by an STi. It was debadged but still the thing was definitely not stock, and in the end, I felt like an ass.

Agreed, but it is now commonplace to use to mean the plural of certain words ending in Y when there is no distinct plural available. i.e. company names

Same here. A debadged,wingless STI caught up to me one night on the highway. It definitely wasn't stock, but after our pull a little Integra caught up to us at a light and wanted to have a go lol.

Needless to say, the Integra embarrassed itself.

Lol

Liked because you just took it to another level.

Tapa

It's also commonplace for women to not make sandwiches. Doesn't mean it's right.

Most of the subie owners I've met are pretty cool, the Honda community usually produces the most faggotry.

Take away that unequal lenth stock mani, and it sounds like a honda.
But in a good way.

Subbies and evos hardly ever want to play with me. There's a local kid around me who runs his mouth to my co worker cause he Caught me at a stop light months ago and after we were talking he gunned it on me as the light turned green. So he just tells everyone he spanked my car lol.

I've repeatedly offered to do a pull on the hwy w him since he's a full "stage2" and he told me lets run in the snow, a gravel road, or when it's raining out.


Basically he's a fucking moron Sti owner.

Yeah, those guys are idiots.
Truth is most STi/WRX drivers think they're invincible because the car is such a great machine.

I mean, you can launch at 5K and it will still haul ass off the line with no drama. Take away the AWD and they don't have much to gloat about.

I launched in the rain/gravel/sand and did some fun stuff, but always by myself and with no traffic around. It's not a car you're supposed to show off, it's just a sedan/hatchback like any other entry level go fast car.

When I owned one, I would get lots of different types of cars trying to race every day. Hondas, mitsus, Mazdas, etc. I would just wave and smile since I'm not into racing, but that may have portrayed me as a Douche. I don't really care, I'm not going to get my car impounded and go to jail (first offense in FL) just so I can get my race fix in.

OP take it to a track, youre not Dom.

As a general rule, Subaru owners seem to think that: loud = fast.
Hell, a lot of people seem to think that.

Around where I live, most of the MS3 drivers are douches